"APOCALYPSE" NOW...

WACKLE-DACKLE-CHEESE-AND-SPACKLE, this looks like a hum-dinger-roo to ME, how about YOU?

FOUR-NIPPITY-NEW MATCHES!

KRIPPLING-KILLIAN MC MURPHY challenges the OPEN CHALLENGE CHAMPION LICKITY-LIVE-WIRE-RYAN VOX!

EB-CO-HEN henches his fiddly-finest-foe as he tries to RIGGIDY-WRANGLE the contract away from RICH $TEVE!

ROUGH-TIDDLY-TOUGH RA-RA-RIOT CITY's back, if they can BIGGITY-BEST The Disrespect Youth in SICKITTY-SLICKITY-SIX MAN action.

JUMPING-JAMIE SENEGAL & RUBBIDY-ROBBIE RADKE SHIGGITY-SHOWCASE A-GIGGITY-GAINST each other.